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Pervy Swervy

Strange perverts who ogle more than one victim at once. Usually found on buses during school runs, and One Direction concerts.
"That Pervy Swervy cunt is gonna get it!!!"
by dannyCOcrane December 10, 2012
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It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.
World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
by Creed Cur June 7, 2021
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Sweaty Ballbag

Ones Sweaty Ballbag. Usually found hanging around the penis area...litrally.
Boy: Jesus Frank Ive got one Sweaty pair today!
Boy: What Sweaty Balls?
Boy: Yeah Man Sweaty ballbag!
by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008
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Sweaty Curry

When a fat Indian man decides to dick down his relative and then proceeds to jizz all over him.
Did you hear that Imran made sweaty curry with his brother?
by Fellow Intellectual #2 November 8, 2019
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sweaty cock hog

Flower Tucci aka a porno gal who takes copious amounts of cock up her large booty.
by jim from TN April 19, 2008
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sweaty stripper crotch

Whenever you stop in your tracks and smell the air and it appears dead fish is rotting near by, that is sweaty stripper crotch.
Stewy was playing with laura all day with a basketball and at the end he grabbed laura by the shoulder and spoke "i didn't know there was a fish harbor nearby," Laura blushed and said, "oh i have sweaty stripper crotch.
by Polish Avenger June 12, 2006
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sweaty balls

A sweat soaked scrotum that may or may not be the result of sexual activity. For example a homeless tramp would probably not have sweaty balls due to slappage against a females' arse.
Tramps suffer from sweaty balls because they dont wash.
Most plumbers and builders have sweaty balls due to the nature of the job. If your nuts have been hammering at some slappers arse for half a day they will definitely be sweaty and masturbation always produces sweaty balls.
example 1
Homeless man: "Can I interest you in a copy of the big issue"?
woman: "Oh OK"
Homeless man: "Can I just say you look beautiful"
woman: "get your sweaty balls away from me, you stinkin tramp"

Example 2
big fat slapper:
"Fuckin ell, that was a rogering you just gave me and no doubt about it. Eh fuckin ell pour some water on your pubes theyre on fire"

stud:
"Oh that isnt fire, thats steam pouring off my sweaty balls"
by boiled prophet mohammed March 5, 2008
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