To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023
by T.T. August 02, 2007
Mona:"Tell me the name of your new boyfriend..please??"
Lisa:"No,not yet!"
Mona:"Your such a meanie!"
Lisa:"meanie,seriously??What a pre-k swear!!"
Lisa:"No,not yet!"
Mona:"Your such a meanie!"
Lisa:"meanie,seriously??What a pre-k swear!!"
by SmartNSarcastic:) March 28, 2010
Student: What the fuck is going on with the lights cunt?
Teacher: What would your mother do if she just heard you?
Student: She’d tell me to stop fucking swearing!
Teacher: What would your mother do if she just heard you?
Student: She’d tell me to stop fucking swearing!
by STOpfuckingswearing February 16, 2019
Frell: The Scapespeak equivalent of another popular F-word. Undoubtedly the most popular of the Farscape swear words and the word most likely to get odd looks from the avid Scaper's co-workers when he/she stubs a toe on the filing cabinet. According to Farscape: The Illustrated Companion, frell is a Sebacean word. Variations include frelled, frelling, frellnik, and frelljek.
by Brian M October 08, 2003
Any word or phrase that is used in place of a swear word or swear phrase or other frowned-upon word or phrase. Common examples of this include heck for the word hell, pecker for the word dick, butt for the word ass, what the fudge for the phrase what the fuck, what the heck or what the hedge for the phrase what the hell, and so forth.
Words and phrases like these are commonly used in front of children by parents or family members when they would otherwise use a swear word. There are many such words or phrases, sometimes having been in use for generations, others more recently invented.
Words and phrases like these are commonly used in front of children by parents or family members when they would otherwise use a swear word. There are many such words or phrases, sometimes having been in use for generations, others more recently invented.
by Duraiken December 01, 2010
Someone whom very oftenly unnecessarily and excessively swears without even realising it and without the intention to be rude
“Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck did he think would happen?”
“Don’t swear like a sailor son, how many times do I have to tell you that? “
“Don’t swear like a sailor son, how many times do I have to tell you that? “
by F4kMyLyfe May 29, 2018