SuicideGirls

(noun) orig. Portland, Oregon. 1) soft porn website/community made famous for being outside the realm of traditional beauty because instead of fake blonde hair models have fake pink hair and do not yet menstruate. Also notable for allowing models to feel rebellious by using using their looks for attention, a feat never been attempted by women prior to the site's inception.
2) also known as the site that rendered the word "empowerment" completely meaningless.

Suicide Girls are subversive, independentsexual pioneers who need constant praise and smiling emoticons to continue functioning.

by jealous reject, obviously July 19, 2004

Suicide nut

Suicide nut is a game. When you are wanking and are in the middle of it yell "Help me!" and try to finish it before someone comes in your room.

I tried suicide nutting and I was lucky not to get busted while busting a suicide nut.

by Autistic_potat0 May 10, 2018

Suicide

Killing the person that tried to kill you. Meaning you are killing you, which wants to kill you. (I lost a brain cell trying to define this)

I'm gonna kermit suicide (It softens the phrase a bit, though you know you're dying inside just a little more)

by Ididyourmomslaundry November 15, 2018

simicide

Having so little in your life that you decide to end it all by buying The Sims 3 and playing until you waste away.

Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.

I was so bored with my life i decided to commit simicide, but my graphics card wasn't good enough.

by Roxy Firestorm June 12, 2009

Suicide Camera

A camera placed in a particular spot to get great footage before coming to a untimely demise.

Dirty Jobs features suicide cameras regularly.

by NeverReadyProduction January 3, 2010

Suicide Song

A suicide song is a song that is a cry for help, if you're feeling suicidal and depressed, you play your suicide song. Also known as, music to slit your writs to.

Sarah: Jim just texted me the lyrics to Is There Life On Mars by David Bowie!
Paul: So?
Sarah: That's his suicide song!
Paul: Oh shit, we should see if he's okay!

by fuckmelikeaman December 12, 2016

suicide card

when someone threatens to commit suicide if something doesn't go their way

usually used by pussy ass kids who can't deal with reality

billy: hey allie, im breaking up with you
allie: NO DONT DO THAT IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

the suicide card

by latinojodido July 7, 2017