Saumeet

Red nosed robocat who is the Hypocrite of the highest order.
Would suck on Wengers Cock when given a chance. Wanks off to any thing that mentions good about Arsenal.

Jeez!!! Stop doing a Saumeet, Arsenal are shite Period.

by thugwhoshaggedgooners February 27, 2010

Shmeef

the part on your face under your nose and above your mouth

your shmeef has chocolate on it

by melhahahahahhaa September 19, 2021

sameer

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by sameer February 18, 2018

shmee shmee

shmee shmee: to poo on somone's forhead, wipe it off with a paper towel. take the paper towl roll it up and put in your mouth. chew it up, spit it out and shove it up ur sexaul partners ass.

sally and i shmee shmee'd (( past tense )) last night. but she did all the work.

by curtis ducken October 7, 2007

Shmeebs

Mammaries. Female breasts. Jumper puppies.

"Look at the shmeebs on that baby!"

by Chris R March 13, 2003

Shmeeh

A word/phrase that can be used in any situation. It is most commonly used when there is nothing to say or when you cannot properly contribute to conversation.

Kallum: So, thats when the cat bit my penis.
Kieran: Shmeeh. That is all.

by The Toxic Bachelor April 16, 2011

shmee

Meaning for a cigarette/smoke.

"Let's go have a shmee"

by Kaela1233 November 23, 2006