situation walk

When a guy is turned on and puts his hands in his pocket and tries to walk off the situation.

"I needed a situation walk after seeing her"

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

Situationize

When you dont do something depending on the situation.

You dont situationize properly.

by Zantetsuken March 31, 2022

walmart situation

A group of shoppers not following the grocery store rules; Crowded location with no order;

1.Its a walmart situation in the club tonight.
2. There's always a walmart situation in Frys Grocery.

by Patty Rosenberg March 17, 2008

Helinski Situation

When, during a disagreement, someone makes a careless mistake (such as a mispronunciation or misspelling) and the other person uses the mistake as an argument against them.

Person one: Ew, Britney Spears.
Person two: No! Ew, the Jonez brothers.
Person one: HAH! You've created a helinski situation, so I'm right!!

by I'mrighto June 27, 2009

gas station hot

An attractive unkempt male. They are found often times wearing basketball shorts, dirty jeans, wife beaters and other clothing of the sort. Usually seen in passing at gas stations, grocery stores, and other similar locations.

That guy is gas station hot. I wouldn't date him but I would let him fuck me.

by Morningstar6066 December 2, 2017

Creamery Station

A safe place where a group of two or more guys can masturbate. Ex: a truck stop restroom.

John had been blueballing all week because he was going to the creamery station on Friday

by SaraField June 13, 2018

gas station gun

A firearm that is so poor in quality it might as well have been sold at a gas station. Typically found in stock at gun shops because nobody typically buys them, usually brands like Taurus, Hi-Point, Bersa, Stoeger, or SCCY.

Customer: Hey do you got any good guns for sale for a first time buyer?

Employee: Yea how much do you want to spend?

Customer: Well my budget is up to $350

Gun shop employee: alright let’s see what we have in our gas station gun cabinet.

by Cokeman234 August 22, 2021