possum stomping

1:stoping a possum in the road and kickin it in the ditch
2:beatin the hell out of someone/something
3:dominating someone or something

"lets go possum stomping", "im gonna possum stomp ur ass"," i just possum stomped that exam"

by aussom possum April 16, 2009

Strapping Young Buck

A young, good-looking, and rather hot example of the male species who appears before the eyes of a lustful older woman.

Boss: "Why are you late?"
Cougar: "I got derailed by a strapping young buck."
Boss: "With antlers and everything?"

by MadamexXx March 10, 2009

Strumming the meat guitar

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015

Shrumping

When Donald Trump bangs you in the ass with a strap on while you’re dressed as a shrimp.

You’re gonna get a good shrumping tonight!

You better do your chores, or else you’ll get a shrumping!

by Darth Danyis December 16, 2018

Toto-Trumping

Doing anything at all on a mobile device while sitting on a fancy, expensive toilet.

I spent so much time toto-trumping this morning that my butt fell asleep.

by PokerFaceMaverick October 7, 2019

strappingly

adverb used to describe a man who is well-built, strong or lean and muscular.

It's the strappingly handsome and charming whosis coming this way on his motorcycle.

by Ekans August 22, 2008

Poppy Shlumping

Going around killing mexicans

Hey, wanna go poppy shlumping later tonight? I saw a ton outside 7/11.

by Jakemin April 4, 2019