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Horny Stretch 

When you stretch really far and it starts to feel really good in your crotch
Man i'm going to horny stretch, it's gonna feel so good

7th Inning Stretch 

Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.
Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.
7th Inning Stretch by Elegance January 31, 2010

Man Stretch 

Man stretch: A term in which a man pulls up his pants a little higher than anyone is comfortable with and shows off that sexy hairy leg of his and then lunges forward with one leg propped higher over someone (Usually a friend or a family member) and begins to lower himself closer with his ever present package to the victim as seen above. And continues to do so until the victim moves which would cause the man stretch to stop due to fear of being ball tagged by said victim.
Christian: Hey buddy!

Alexander: Hey. What are you doing?

Christian: MAN STRETCH!!!

Alexander: GAHH!! Get that thing away from me! Or so help me you won't have it anymore!
Man Stretch by Rollinthebluecarpet November 25, 2011

money stretch 

A semi-covert stretch done by guys to separate their nutts from the side of their leg.
Man it was hot as balls out there. My nutts were stuck to the side of my legs so I had to hit that money stretch and get them off.
money stretch by Homeless Dave September 2, 2005

cum stretch  

That pain u get when ur cum sticks to ur skin and slowly peels off as the day goes by....
I did not wipe the cum off of my dick so i got a cum stretch all day...
cum stretch by SGN FATAL1TY 23 September 10, 2007

gamer stretch 

When you need to stretch, but you don't want to stop playing your game by letting go of your controller, so you do a half-arsed stretch instead, while still pressing buttons on your controller. It's not as good as a proper stretch but it is adequate for the time being.
Guy #1: I need to stretch, but if I stop playing for 3 seconds, I'm gonna get shot in my game!
Guy #2: Do a gamer stretch, that way you can keep playing.
gamer stretch by Nottel Inyu November 8, 2009