Strategic Hold

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.

The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.

by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

exit strategy

A method of suicide reserved for contingency. A poison pill.

I have an exit strategy in case they interrogate me.

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016

Female Dating Strategy

Female Dating Strategy Is a subreddit of full of women that warn and help other women understand the nature of males.
Great example is the post made earlier by a male calling these women “mentally ill and personality disordered women with CPTSD, bipolar, BPD and more” just because his nature is exposed by these women. Pointing out bad and manipulative behaviors by males is considered bashing.

Female Dating Strategy: red flag is when a male will call you crazy whenever you point out toxic or negative he is demonstrating.

Toxic male: A subreddit of mentally ill and personality disordered women with CPTSD, bipolar, BPD and more, bashing men constantly rather than focusing on actual dating strategies.

by Jejessau April 27, 2022

pac-man strategy

The target company defends itself by threatening to take over its acquirer

Microsoft and Macintosh I suppose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

Strategic Boning

Pre-college graduation prostitution in order to gain an advantage.

Cindy is not some prostitute. She's using strategic boning so that dude will let her live with him.

by Boner Stratego September 9, 2010

Strategic Spammer

Person in marketing and planning department who keep on making useless presentations for clients, consumers, etc....which are then mass mailed to relevant parties....basically adding to the spam content of Clients

Mr Jani is a lead strategic spammer in his company.

by poyani July 2, 2007

Strategic Zero

A strategic zero is an incomplete or zero (percent) taken on a project/homework assignment so that if an individual has a limited number of lates, they can be used on larger, more important assignments/projects. This is usually done in high school.

Teacher Fred: Aren't you going to use up a late on that unimportant yet time-consuming math project?

Minny: No, I think I'll take a strategic zero. Thank-you for the suggestion though.

by Mookie Eleanor January 12, 2009