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Jockey stealing

The act of riding a girl who already has a boyfriend, but shags you anyways. Purposefully getting a girl drunk who has a boyfriend for the purpose getting her into bed. Doing a chick who has boyfriend and says she loves him, for the purpose of proving she's a no good ho and giving hope to everyone who gives up when they're told "I've got a boyfriend"
That hot chick has a jockey, but I'm gonna get her wasted and steal her off him.

She's been complaining about her jockey all night, saying things aren't good, I can totally jockey steal her later.

She says she has a long term serious boyfriend, but I reckon she'll still put out.

Man, you've given hope to eveyone by jockey stealing that bird last night.
by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009
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Steaming Molly

The remnants left in the toilet after someone shits, flushes, but does not verify that the contents, have, indeed, been evacuated from the bowl.
After entering the restroom, Brian was appalled to discover a Steaming Molly.
by One Two February 7, 2008
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Steaming Renee

The act of pooing and vomiting ontop of someone who you are having the sexual act of 69 with
The night only realy started after I received a Steaming Renee
by MajinDozer April 20, 2011
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stalling

going into bathroom stalls, locking them, and climbing over them, leaving them locked from the inside.
"hey lets go stalling"
by aaabbbccc78 July 16, 2010
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steaming

wankered, hammered, pissed, drunk,rat-arsed, fucked, nackered, poleaxed.

full of alcohol/under the influence.
"i said let's get pissed but not steaming wankered like jeeves"
by Joshua K November 10, 2003
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sealing the envelope

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole
ben not w sealed chloes envelope
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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wireless stealing

The act of mooching off of a neighbors wireless internet.
My wireless internet seemed to have slowed once the new neighbors moved in,they must be wireless stealing.
by jinxed_007 May 27, 2009
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