Someone who leaves a turd behind in a toilet, usually public. Usually, this "gift" is well wrapped with toilet paper and so large that the toilet cannot be flushed safely.
Like Santa Claus, Shit Santa is legendary and never seen. Unlike Santa Claus, Shit Santa operates 365 days a year, and no one looks forward to his visits.
Like Santa Claus, Shit Santa is legendary and never seen. Unlike Santa Claus, Shit Santa operates 365 days a year, and no one looks forward to his visits.
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When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.
I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.
by Gearls December 24, 2008
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Get the Santana mug.An extremely attractive model that resides in Santa Barbara and resembles a Barbie doll but even hotter. And until recently most guys didn't know her name thus creating the Santa Barbie nickname
-Can often be found at Isla Vista parties on the weekend or throwing her own raggers in her beach house mansion
-Santa Barbie is also often spotted driving around in her Range Rover
-With over 90,000 subscribers on FB, she is the most popular first year at UCSB
-Can often be found at Isla Vista parties on the weekend or throwing her own raggers in her beach house mansion
-Santa Barbie is also often spotted driving around in her Range Rover
-With over 90,000 subscribers on FB, she is the most popular first year at UCSB
Ryan: Dude, did you see Santa Barbie at the IV party last night? She was taking mad bong rips and shaking that tight ass of hers
Kyle: Damn, I can't believe I missed a party that she was at!
Ryan: Shoosh yeah, we need a tracking device on the bitch
Kyle: Good luck ever tryna to get wit her; especially if you be callin' her a bitch
Ryan: True that, maybe I'll use the pick up line of "Can I be your Ken doll?"
Kyle: Damn, I can't believe I missed a party that she was at!
Ryan: Shoosh yeah, we need a tracking device on the bitch
Kyle: Good luck ever tryna to get wit her; especially if you be callin' her a bitch
Ryan: True that, maybe I'll use the pick up line of "Can I be your Ken doll?"
by kkkcuf March 27, 2013
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Unemployed Santa. Man that fucking Mexican Santa screwed me out of a job again. Trumps gonna fix this shit with the wall.
by Saillfish December 8, 2016
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she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.
Many men dislike her catty personality
She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you
She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.
She is simply a living example of female supremacy
When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate
If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self
she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.
Many men dislike her catty personality
She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you
She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.
She is simply a living example of female supremacy
When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate
If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self
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