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Get the Sampax mug.1. Stupid Asian Man
2. A faggot
3. Someone who thinks they are good in so many things but suck in all categories where they think they are good
2. A faggot
3. Someone who thinks they are good in so many things but suck in all categories where they think they are good
by Aspen September 18, 2004
Get the samphearleak mug.A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.
Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.
My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.
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Get the free samples mug.What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
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