The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)
My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.
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When you are giving anal to a person and you pee inside of their asshole and they squeeze it out like a creampie.
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"Did you hear about Kole" asked Steve. "No what happened" Josh replied. "He performed a Shriver squeeze last night and now Toney won't stop calling him!"
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Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.
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