mud squeegee

when a bald man or woman performs a mud mopping

adams dad is the infamous mud squeegee

by timmboy23 April 25, 2006

Squeege

n : informal term for urination within one's closet whether drunk or not ; "he took a pee" syn: peeing,

pee, piss

Bill was so drunk he squeege his closet thinking it was the bathroom.

Ralph was caught squeeing all over Tom's closet, nasty.

by Randy Gato August 9, 2010

Squeezer

A person whose only fighting method is to squeeze his attacker or prey with his hands and arms. This person usually chants to his prey as a form of intimidation and the chant goes along the lines of "Squeeze! I'm gonna squeeze you! Squeeze!" The squeezer will not release his prey until it begs for mercy or is distracted by some other prey. All people should run for their lives if they hear the chant of the squeezer. Be aware the squeezer will befriend you and will constrict you into submission for eternity.

That squeezer is lurking in the shadows over there chanting to himself we should probably get outta here.

by Pseudonymfake November 3, 2013

Squeezer

Note to white people:
Hood Slang for Gun

Conversation

Person A: Yo you got the squeezer on you?

Person B: Nah bro i left that shit at home!

by godofwords April 24, 2014

Seattle Squeegee

A sex act involving a man peeing on his partner and then spreading it around with his penis. The idea is his penis acts as a squeegee.

I'll give you a dollar if you let me seattle squeegee on your face.

by Katie Nyce October 26, 2006

Squeener

A thin long penis, the opposite of a chode. Can also be compared to a pencil-dick.

dude i did you here about johns pencil-dick? Yea i heard it was a reel squeener.

by original squeen November 22, 2011

squeeler

An annoying child, with lungs of a banshee whom uses microphone playing video games generally such titles like Call of Duty, Battlefield and World of Warcraft. They usually make all gaming experience annoying and irritating for anyone else in the same server as them. No one knows how many actually exist in the world, but they are usually a filthy mouthed atrocity with no understanding of the english language or the game they are playing.

Voice 1: "And another headshot!"
Squeeler: "AHHHHH!!!! You were hacking, you have had to be hacking, I'm the best, you can't kill me, Hacker, Hacker, Hacker!!!

by Dead_Man December 13, 2012