Rusty Spork

Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.

Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."

by Gammasite December 28, 2007

ms.spork

dumb bitch named "Aly" of Japanese Anime:1 who makes up shit about her life to get attention and even goes so far as to e-date the pedo Lech

ms.spork: I just got back from an asylum!!!!

by 8th division captain March 1, 2008

bungy spork

An object used to indulge & devour the rectum. Made up of half spoon and half fork for maximum effect.

Wow, That girl was so attractive, and i was finna eat the bungy but i left my bungy spork at home

by BOOMSTICK November 5, 2014

Rusty Spork

A penis that has become flaccid inside a vagina or anus as a result of falling asleep during penetration.

Wake up hunny! I think your spork has gone rusty again. You haven't had a rusty spork since grade school.

by SpongeKnob May 24, 2016

whilty spork

when you insert your thumb toe into your girlfriends ear

when you kick your girlfriend in the side of her head and your toe gets stuck in her ear you have given her an acciedental whilty spork

by Hopemattlove June 9, 2009

poopchute spork thinger

OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111

i removed the worms from my dog by eating my dog's ass using my poopchute spork thinger

by vvvkvkvk May 18, 2022

titanium spork

When a hermaphodite fucks you from behind like it's Armageddon.

(to the lunch lady) "you know, titanium sporks don't come wrapped in any plastic.. ;)

by TitaniumSpork69 August 26, 2017