sploink

the sound a penny makes when droped in an elevator shaft

"i want to wait to hear the sploik when it hits the ground"

by misha lovelock June 20, 2003

winter splinter

when two people have sex during the winter season while wearing all of their winter gear (which may include but is not limited to their scarfs, hats, jackets, sweaters, snow boots etc.)

1. I had a winter splinter the other day and that shit felt so DAMN good but FUCK...I was hot as hell!

2. He looked so good, I just couldn't wait to take our clothes off...so we winter-splintered it real quick.

by BlackPanther415 March 4, 2009

shin splints

a lame excuse for being late to an important date

nick: "hey sorry im late i had to walk like five miles here with shin splints. im so exhausted and i hurt so bad!"

grace: "i dont care"

by lenamisery November 9, 2009

sploinket

erm well just a random word that can be used for anything. lets face it, say it enough times and you will smile :D

hahhhaha sploinket haha

by mike blown January 20, 2008

Splinterbutt

A reference to Lord Hokage.

Wow, look at that Splinterbutt

by Lord Hookage October 28, 2013

sploingug

One of those people who asks you questions about a movie you just watched in order to determine if you were paying attention

One of those sploingugs kept accusing me of not actually watching the movie.

by Norman alman November 7, 2021

sploink

(adj)used to describe a sense of enjoyment or excitement

(n)weed

damn man i’m off the sploink

by tinoloyola November 24, 2021