Splenda Daddy

A man not able to financially achieve the status of being a sugar daddy but still plays out the lifestyle through a unsustainable dependency on plastic. Wealth is not defined by cash or assets, but by the confidence and perception that is reinforced through the man's credit card limit.

Unconcerned about his bleak bank account, my splenda daddy flew me to Paris and bought me everything I wanted using his American Express card.

by G-A-K October 29, 2011

Sperd

Sporty Nerd.

Person 1: I love to play FOOTBALL, but then i also love to play Computer games!
Person 2: That makes you a Sperd!
Person 1: A Wha?
Person 2: A Sporty Nerd!

by cooopey(: July 16, 2010

Splenda daddy

A guy who wishes to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to pull it off

I wanted this black dress but my Splenda daddy didn't have the money.

by Hippiee____ October 11, 2015

Splendenderous

An enhancing of the word splended

That was a splendenderous goal

by Tugger8 October 17, 2006

splendiferus

That which is better than the usual amount of splendid.

What a simply splendiferus idea jackie!

by mavrick_88 October 28, 2006

splendifulous

Mixture of Splendid and Fabulous. The highest level of pleasure, or happiness

Awww man, Jenny was splendifulous last night, if you know what I mean....

by SpankyJ January 27, 2007

splendalibrium

maintaining balance after consuming adult beverages, your body's normal sense of balance

We thought Megan was going to fall off the bleachers, but her splendalibrium kept her upright.

by Rachel Brewer January 14, 2008