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Skunk Bud

REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING GOOD BUD!
it's that shit that gets you soooo baked, that you'll actually admit that you're high to your friends, family, or the authorities. =) holla to the skankers!
"Yo, man i smoked some mad good SKUNK BUD the other day That shit could make a grown man cum."
by justjewingaround June 24, 2006
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super skunk

High powered skunk. A chronic strain of hydroponically grown cannibus.
"I got me 2 pounds of Super Skunk for $1500."
by Diego August 30, 2003
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trunk skunk

when your doing 69 and the girl farts up your nose
"lets try something new...(trunk skunk)
by bean burrito June 25, 2008
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spunk rainbow

Four guys sitting in a row wank the guy to the right off and the one on the end spunks over the two middle guys and lands his man seed in the guy on the other ends face as it goes over it causes a rainbow effect.
Wow look at that spunk rainbow! Ahhhh my face.

dude if you get me a beer ill treat you to a spunk rainbow.
by ralshtovski February 6, 2010
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skunked

I went fishing at the Owens River today and got skunked.
by Cuthbert December 9, 2008
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skunkbear

A nasty and wholly unattractive member of the land weasel family (Mustelidae), sp. Gulo Gulo (Latin: "Glutton"), called by its common name the wolverine. It is also known colloqiually as "those assholes who think they go to an ivy-league school in the midwest." To skunkbear is known to reside inside coffee shops, trying desperately to look pretentious and educated, ensuring that other mammals in the vicinity see them doing coursework openly on a wireless laptop. Sometimes, solely for effect, the skunkbear will also carry a copy of Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged"; this is to expand on the skinkbear's facade of academic elitism and snobbery, but with no actual equity behind it. The skunkbear's coat is usually dull, and poorly screenprinted with mock-retro logos or pseudo-political trappings. On occasion, however, the skunkbear will molt and reveal a second coat of maize and blue hue; this occurs twice per year, typically when the skunkbear encounters either Spartan warriors or a Buckeye. This change in the skunkbear's coat is a reaction to the threat of not being an attractive mate to species other than its own (in which the skunkbear, or anyone else, has no real sexual interest). If one encounters a skunkbear, one should not discuss the following topics under any circumstances:

intercollegiate athletics
domestic and/or foreign political policy
the U.S. constitution
multiculturalism/racial sensitivity
alma maters
the skunkbear's desperation to leave the state

Failure to heed this warning will lead to an excruciatingly long diatribe, in which one will not be able to slip in a word edgewise. It is also advisable not to engage the skunkbear in any discussion of music, lest one wants to hear a 45-minute set review and critque of some shitty, local Gogol Bordello-esque gypsy-punk-indie-ska band that the skunkbear saw recently for $5 and the Blind Pig. The best way to handle a skunkbear is to let a Spartan stomp it into weasel custard.

The skunkbear is pictured here: http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/data/500/medium/Skunk-Bear--14394.jpg
"See that guy in the University of Michigan hoodie? He's another skunkbear who only wears that shirt during rivalry week."
by El Hond0 December 9, 2008
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skunkcunt

Noun/adj. : a derrogatory slang referring to a vaginal orifice (or person, preferably british in origin)that possesses and/or emits foul odors
"I swear J, why do you have to be such a skunkcunt all the time?"

"Things were going great until i smelled the skunkcunt. Then i vomited in my mouth a little"
by John Armistead September 15, 2004
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