Soil Tester

A "dirt farmer" that only sticks it in an inch.

(see definition of dirt farmer)

Come on baby, I will only put in the tip, I just want to test the soil. Hence, " soil tester "

by GIS- October 23, 2009

Soil Bandit

(Noun) A person too poor or intelligent to pay for dirt, a common city problem.

Derek and Leyanna were too drunk and poor to buy potting soil so they became soil bandits

by Pabst Pandas March 28, 2010

soinkle

Sonkling is when you try to Boinkle but instead foinkle and then make a shtoinkle because how disgusting the foinkle looks and when you pass out you will most likely fall on the shtoinkle.

"oh no man i just soinkled!"

by Dank Twickshlotter October 13, 2016

soiled laundry quandary

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.

Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.

by aretegroup February 9, 2019

soigneurs

Someone who treats someone's injuries or illness. Especially in a bicycling context.

All his soigneurs were dirty (using banned drugs) as well.

by Guangong February 25, 2019

Soimnax

when u horny af you say this word

DAMN IM SOIMNAX AF PLS SOIMNAX ME

by SOIMNYU January 25, 2021

Soinand

a son-in-law married his mother-in-law.

Soinand

by Sakurakage May 16, 2021