Snoo

Kinda like a shart. But in this instance the motion emerges as a result of the muscle change caused by a sneeze, hence the name: sneeze + poo = snoo.

Hard to believe possible I know, but I've seen it happen. It was awful.

*Al enters office from adjoining warehouse looking gleeful*

Al: "You're not gonna believe this... Jay just had to go home!"

Shezzer: "What? Why?"

Al: "He just snooed!"

Shezzer: Gross! That's a food-safe environment...

by GuacamoleSoup October 1, 2014

hit the snooze button

a term for going to bed

im gonna hit the snooze button. im hittin the snooze button mate

by Chevvers March 31, 2008

Snooze a Bitch

When you are having sex and your girl and she starts moaning rhythmically like an alarm clock, so you punch her in the head like a snooze button and knock her the fuck out.

Bro 1 - Last night I got some strange and had to snooze a bitch.

Bro 2 - How long did you snooze?

Bro 1 - Till I came in her fucking nose!

by Rammz September 7, 2012

skoozie

A skoozie is a skanky female that is inclined to seeming like WHITE TRASH, hense beer in the kozie...thus SKOOZIE

What a skoozie! That beer guzzling Alicia is such a skoozie in her cutoff overalls and box of condoms!

by Meghyn September 19, 2004

smooze

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.

Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.

by steven September 9, 2003

Pound The Snooch

snooch, pound, fuck, pussy, vagina, cunt, snatch, cooch, cooter, twat, beaver, muff, poontang, poon, hot box,

Dude, that girl is SO hot, I want to "pound the snooch"!

by RoninDH July 4, 2006

gooze and snooze

When you a guy masturbates, then "cums", and then that tired feeling you get after you do it and then of course followed by sleeping.

I cant get to bed so i'm going to pull a gooze and snooze.

by Ewan February 1, 2004