accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.)

What happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone.

My buddy crawled into bed with me and I woke up in an accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.).

by Jackal007 December 1, 2013

Assess the situation

To take care of business, to do what you gotta do. -Noah Rouse

That guy is talking to bae! Aight bruh, I'm bouta assess the situation.

by Noah Rouse January 27, 2016

The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking

I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.

by K-nudt September 1, 2016

Situatio

meaning: 1. a situation that is so awkward, it's missing an 'n. 2. a situation is so complicated, you have to abbbreviate the 'n.

There is nothing funny about Sally's situatio finding Ben cheating on her with her dog.

Bumping into your ex-girlfriend while you're on a date is a situatio, but not as bad a situatio as bumping into her with her new husband.

by Starjammer March 4, 2018

Snotuation

A surprise snot bubble or other snot situation in public which requires at least two tissues.

After the movie we were laughing and my nose blew a big snot bubble out of nowhere. It was the most embarrassing snotuation ever!

by Mikki B June 14, 2019

situational hotness

when a male/female is only seen as attractive because there is insufficient amount of other male/females around to judge from.

"dude i would love to hook up with Susan"
"i feel as if Susan only has situational hotness within our Calculus class."

by Jimmy St. George street October 5, 2009

Situationally Ghetto

The state or condition of being considered ghetto due to one's current situation, often involving finances or relationships. Very much akin to being a honorary ghetto.

Guy1: Heather lives in a nice neighborhood, whats the deal with the beanie, spinner rims and bottle of forty?

Guy2: She's low on cash and going through some shit, she'll pull through it though.

Guy1: So she's... situationally ghetto?

by Mr. Goggles June 6, 2012