When a person, cries while huddled in the bottom of a shower with steaming hot water. Usually following some trauma. The person may utter they "can't get clean" and make futile attemps to remove soiling that doesn't actually exist. Featured in 98% of movies on the Lifetime Network involving a rape or abuse scene.
by DarkmanDaLegend July 21, 2014
“Without this shower curtain, I would be flashing everyone in the house, but oh boy would they be stunned to see a 9-inch penis covered in body wash and water.”
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 23, 2021
by VagueDefinition October 02, 2011
Kiersten : So babe what are we doing after work?
Chad: I thought I would brush your long blonde hair, kiss your beautiful face & neck, caress & lick your soft puffy breast's, pound my hard penis in your tight pink vagina turn you over and tap your nice firm ass, then give you a Cum Shower before I have to go home to my wife & 3 brats!
Kiersten : Oh WOW your so amazing cant wait! to taste your yummy cum!!
Chad: I thought I would brush your long blonde hair, kiss your beautiful face & neck, caress & lick your soft puffy breast's, pound my hard penis in your tight pink vagina turn you over and tap your nice firm ass, then give you a Cum Shower before I have to go home to my wife & 3 brats!
Kiersten : Oh WOW your so amazing cant wait! to taste your yummy cum!!
by SlopNChop January 03, 2017
An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation.
"Oh shit, my alarm didnt go off"
"Shit... I have to be at work in 20 minutes"
"We'll just have to shower together"
"Hey man, thats gross"
"Nah its cool... It'll be a Business Shower"
"Aight dog"
"Shit... I have to be at work in 20 minutes"
"We'll just have to shower together"
"Hey man, thats gross"
"Nah its cool... It'll be a Business Shower"
"Aight dog"
by LEVIATHAN1000 July 23, 2009
When you are showering with someone you press your buttocks against the wall and break wind; protruding a rumbling flatulent sound and vibrating the walls of the shower. This sounds much like a growl from a woodland critter.
Tina and I were making passionate love and she pushed me against the wall. I couldn't help but let a shower growler loose, thus ending Tina's want for any wigglin'.
by J W O August 12, 2011
The act of washing your hair and face in the sink when a shower or time is not available. Sometimes done in public restrooms.
Jim- "I don't have time for a shower before we leave, but there might be some women there."
Friend- "Just take a whore's shower, it's much quicker."
Friend- "Just take a whore's shower, it's much quicker."
by High Life November 26, 2007