Canadian Shocker

Similar to the conventional shocker, but as an added surprise, stick you hand in a snowbank and hold it there for 5 before performing.

"How you'd get frost-bite down THERE?!"

"Marc gave me a canadian shocker."

by WiggyTheCanuck January 18, 2010

Cock socket

A slang term for the female genitalia, describing their function in receiving the cock.

Toby: Last night I totally stuck it in Kim's cock socket.
Bryce: I like dudes.

by Kevin Raab June 18, 2008

ocular socket

The holes in your skull which contain the eyes.

She always secretes fluid from her ocular sockets at weddings.

by D.H. 3 November 1, 2005

The Spock Shocker

Apply the Spock Shock by initializing the Vulcan death grip to the taint (see definition of "taint"; noun).

I once applied the Spock Shocker to this chick, and she asked me if I was out of my Vulcan mind.

by Brian Martin June 27, 2003

shocker

A term used to describe an obvious fact. Used to describe something, a situation, someone or an abstract that is obvious and of known quantity. Corrolary is "like...duh! We knew that"

"Jodie Foster just came out of the closet...shocker!"
"Zed said he was going to the bar for a beer...shocker!...he does that every day."
"Jenna said she wasn't going back to him after cheating on her....shocker!...I saw them yesterday leaving the adult book store"

by aquarius2669 May 2, 2008

pop a socket

A method of lighting fire using tissue, a paperclip or staple, a plastic comb, and an electrical outlet. Commonly used in prisons where smoking cigarettes is prohibited.

Thirty days in the hole. You pop a socket again and you're gonna catch an arson charge.

by Dark Lord May 25, 2006

Shocker

N. The index, middle and pinkey fingers, all employed in harmonious unison with the aim of pleasuring a female.

two in the pink, one in the stink
two in the junk, one in the trunk
two in the snapper, one in the crapper
two in the slit, one in the shit
two in the cooter, one in the pooter
two in the gash, one in the trash
two in the tight, one in the shite
two in the goal, one in the hole
two in the cunt, one in the grunt
two in the loose, one in the caboose
two in the blood, one in the mud
two in the funk, one in the skunk
two in the snack, one in the crack

"and if that don't work, slip her the shocker, brah!"

by Chiefnutz December 28, 2005