the shits

Brownish-red juice that shoots from the anal sphincter. Caused by Montezuma's Revenge, or other health issues.

The shits, Pissing out of my asshole.

by Chris Richardson August 20, 2007

shit

1. a word used to describe the face of an ugly person
2. a small animal--of various shapes and sizes--that is formed in the rectum and born in a toilet bowl
3. good stuff
4. soul food

1. "hey man lemme have a sniff...*whiff* ahh...that the shit dog!"

2.person1:hey you see that guy
person2:which guy, G?
person1:that one!!
person2:WHICH guy motha fucka
person1:The one whose face looks like shit
person2:Ohhhh. Yeah. Yeah I see him, what about him dog?
person1:lets go jump his ass
person2: lets go jump his face
person1: hahahahaha. Aight.

3.person1: hey man move out ma way
person2: I aint in yo way sun
person1: lemme say it again, move out ma way
person2: Hey yo wha the fuck wit da attitude bitch, what? WHAT?*gettinin face* WHAT THE FUCK YOU GON' DO MAN???
person1: *click of magnum*
person2:YOA!!holy SHIT Dog! I-I-I was just playin... you listenin?? I was just...Shit!!!!....*BOOM*

4. kid: Hey mommy can we eat out tonight?
mother:go and ask your father
kid: daddy can we eat out tonight?
dad: go and ask you mother
kid: mom, can we eat out tonight?
mom: Look, kid, i said ask your damn father.
kid: dad, can we eat out tonight?
dad: I already told you son!!! Go and ask that slutty bitch in the kitchen.
kid: mom, dad said i should go and ask you, bitch.
mom: what did you say you little SHIT!?!?!
kid: i said can we eat out tonight?
mom: *pulls out meat cleaver*
kid: shit mommy, SHIT.
mom: wha the fuck you say now, bitch
kid: SHIT!!!!! put that away mommy, your scaring me
dad: is she exposing herself again?? GOD DAMMIT!!! *enters kitchen*
SHIT. SHITTIDY SHITS SHAT SHIT ON ME!!! What have you done woman???

by Dr.dru January 12, 2008

the shit

The best of the best. Nothing greater than it. Not to be confused with shit, which is the most often the complete opposite of THE shit.

Resident Evil 4 is The Shit!!

by D-Wolf January 3, 2005

Shit

Spit out sunflower seed shells.

Spiked Nades:

Sunflower seed shells can't be digested, so your shit is spiked with shells. Cuts open your ass causing massive pain for an amount of time to your asshole.

That shit i took was a spiked nade, it ripped my asshole apart!

by Procow March 26, 2010

the shit

Something that is amazing. Not to be confused with "shit," which means horrible.

Yo, that car is the shit.

by yeah, ok November 29, 2007

shit

everything, everyday, all the time.

I can't take this shit!!

by John the Baptist March 29, 2003

This Is The Shit

A phrase commonly used by me (Zach G./ZSGhost) in private.

(slang) This is very good. (Commonly used to describe marijuana)

Stoner #1: Dude, this is the shit.
Stoner #2: Amen to that, motherfucker!

by Zach G. November 26, 2004