Shitload

1000 times bigger than an Assload.

Yeah, i got a shitload of homework too.

by Serinice December 15, 2014

Shitlock

The act of getting beligerant and shitting yourself. This is followed by taking off your drawers and putting them on your head like a hat, and then smearing shit all over the entire room you passed out in. Never clean up your mess, just leave the premises the following morning when you arise in your mess.

Man did you see the bathroom after that party ?!? someone shitlocked it !!!

by Ugotburned July 17, 2015

Shitlocks

The dreaded ass hairs after taking a wicked shit.

My shit came out so hard and dry it gave my asshair shitlocks.

by snife83 October 19, 2015

shitlock

when your shit gets lock in your asshole

i tried to shit and my shit wouldnt come out so i experienced shitlock

by zavien dewitt October 25, 2016

Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.

Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?

by Gotcha126 April 21, 2018

Shit log

Someone who'd always talking shit, spreading rumors, and anything along the lines of gossiping.

"Bella is always talking about how annoying Taylor is" Susan said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said

by Lumine Lover May 16, 2018

Shitlocks

Poorly braided dreadlocks that look awful.

Man, did you see his dreadlocks? Moar liek shitlocks, amirite?

by RoundenBrown October 18, 2018