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Shithead

The type of person that would leave a skid mark on the toilet and not clean it up after using the bathroom, in public or in somebody’s house.
That guy is a total shithead, he walked out of the bathroom before me and left skid marks on the toilet.
by jgn21 May 22, 2024
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Shithead

Someone who has brown hair and wears it in a way where their hair is down but there is a little mini bun on the top that looks like a shit.
Crist ! She’s got a canny shithead !
by Radge Rachael hew October 18, 2018
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shithead store

Store that tends to attract shitheads (see the highly accurate definition of shithead). Examples include: gas stations, convenience stores, weed dispensaries, liquor stores, tobacco stores, CBD stores, etc. The dirtier and less organized, the better for the typical shithead. Though many of the products can be purchased down the street at more reasonable prices that are cleaner and better organized, shitheads seem drawn to these shithole places by the decor and the smells.
Ryan left his 3-year old at home to make his daily trip to the shithead store to purchase cigarettes, mad dog 40, a candy bar, and soda.
by Shitheads unite! February 28, 2023
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Shithead

Another form of the word "Dumbass." Something to call your dumb friend.
She is the resident Shithead of our sacred community-"The Illuminati"
by hell-ena February 22, 2023
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Shithead

You Shithead!
by Mr Phrog March 10, 2021
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Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

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Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
by © September 7, 2023
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shitheads

a bitch who shits threw its head
this girl is a shitheads
by anonymous January 14, 2021
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