Sharp as a butchers tit 

Used to describe a blunt knife or blade

Thats about as sharp as a butchers tit.

Sharp as a butchers tit by Vandoor October 26, 2018

Sharp as a beachball 

Used to describe a moron, fuckwit, someone with limited intelligence.

John: Man I can’t figure how to solve this chess puzzle
Jack: Ask Adam
John: Nah he’s as sharp as a beachball

Sharp as a beachball by Meesofat March 10, 2019

Sharp shooter 

She shot him in the head and he became a schizophrenic, cause she's a sharp shooter.

Look out there's a sharp shooter in da hood and you'll become a schizophrenic if they hit you.

Sharp shooter by Non Partisan October 18, 2020

Sharp Knee Caps 

The word used for someone who is socially awkward or someone who thinks they are strong. Commonly used as an insult

Person 1: I think that we should talk.

Person 2: no thanks.

Person 3: ok, you have sharp knee caps anyways.

Sharp Knee Caps by Smartcatttt January 23, 2021

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife 

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.

The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife by Ao10110 September 27, 2021

Sharp Jer Jer 

Guys who get openly upset with dick pics and talk of homosexual activity’ in front of the guys, but secretly like it. The sharp Jer Jer is a syndrome that is found in straight men who are hiding their homosexual tendencies

Brandon and Jerry get so upset when Walt sends dick pics. However, they save them in a secret folder on their IPhone, under the name Sharp Jer Jer

Sharp Jer Jer by Blamski man April 28, 2022

Sharp luck 

Uncontrollable bad luck. Out of ur hands.

The man got ran over after thrown in front of vehicle. That's sharp luck

Sharp luck by anonymous May 4, 2022