Scrambled eggs & bacon

Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp

After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

scrumpadequapish

the roots of this word are scrumptious and quap (cum bubble queef). this word is used to describe the lusciousness of a woman's vagina when the word luscious isn't enough.

Sarwa's vagina is so luscious that the word luscious doesn't do justice... its scrumpadequapish.

or

Brittney's is scrumpadequapish

by yagamilight5416716 March 14, 2010

Scrumplet

A small ball of fecal matter that gets caught in your pubic hair when you poop.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom. I had a scrumplet situation.

by Cruncle May 20, 2009

Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

by Pimp Jude January 20, 2007

Scrambled Egg

Vomiting due to excess of MDMA, holding it in your mouth and shaking your head in time with the music.

I ended up on the dance floor full on scrambled eggin' it all the way innit mate, quality tunes, so i was a scrambled egg for at least 20 minutes!

by cwish March 25, 2008

Scrumple

a word that replaces fuck

Last night I told this chick to scrumple off but she wouldn't so we ended up scrumpling instead.

by jackkilljill July 8, 2010

scrumple

a word with no actual meaning but acts similarly to the word fuck

last night this girl wouldn't scrumple off so we ended up scrumpling instead she was scrumpledidlliumpsious

by jackkilljill July 8, 2010