schneider

someone who constantly comments on everything on Facebook, waits watching the screen for new posts then pounces like the post predator he is.

post...hi mum
post back....hi son
the schneider would comment on this "how sweet"

by landy May 8, 2014

Schizer Geiser

The act of having a stream of projectile diarrhea whilst being in the human pretzel position.

“Bro, we were having this party and I got this girl in the schizer geiser and I haven’t haven’t been able to get the shit stains off the ceiling since.”

by EricfromPoco April 16, 2021

Schnizer

A word the cool kids use in public

Broski did u see that chick?
Schnizer MAN!
Bro i know, i'd tap that

by CornerQuarter January 21, 2010

Dirty Schleimer

Similar to a dirty sanchez, while hitting it from the back proceed to insert your finger into your own ass and then fish hook the recieving party. This will cause an imeadiate reaction ( most likely suprise and disgust). Best to be performed after the climax of your sexual adventure.

Brandon: Rizzo gave me one hell of a Dirty Schleimer last nite! I didn't know another mans ass could taste so good!

by Booze Hound #1 (Biscuit) February 15, 2008

scheiber

A very hairy nipple that has a cheesy cream forming around it.

That chick drank New Jersey water, and now has a sheiber

by Christina May 13, 2005

Dark Schneider

A used condom.

Dark Schneider

by monkeymafia November 11, 2003

yaakov schneider

A prominent student at Yeshiva University who heads the student life committee and the weekend retreat club.

"Hey Yaakov Schneider said the trip is on Sunday".

by aryeh davidovitz November 11, 2008