schieffer

the BEST stinking family ever like no cap. There isn't a cooler family out there

friend 1: "have you met the Schieffer's yet? They are the best!"

Friend 2: "Ya I love the Schieffer's!"

by chicken flipper06/10/20 June 10, 2020

schweer

A delightful experience consisting of a shower and beer. To perform a schweer one must simply grab a beer and hop in the shower. Drinking the beer while in the shower is know as the beautiful phenomenon that is a Schweer.

I cannot help you eat right now, I’m having a Schweer.

by Schweermaster January 18, 2021

Schlefstein

Last name for the most interesting people in the world. Usually very well endowed.

If you know a Schlefstein, they are a light on your life.

“I heard you’re talking to a Schlefstein? Don’t fuck it up, he’s a catch”

by IStreamtit January 13, 2022

Schweb

The corporate website owned used and operated by Charles Schwab Brokerage employees. Know as the “google” of schwab it contains all corporate applications for both client servicing and internal affairs

John: “Where do I go to deposit this check for the client”

Jack: “Go to the “Schweb” and search for MyDeposit to deposit the check”

by BizBoi January 15, 2022

Schwedentrunk

When some assholes in the 1800s would use a machine to open your mouth and put a tube down your throat, then would pump human and animal shit (served boiled) down your throat and would beat your bloated stomach therefore giving you great gastric pain and bacterial infections

Some dickhead just made me eat shit we call it the Schwedentrunk

by Jsudhsbsbxjdjs February 19, 2022

Schweemie

a character that you really really like and want to squish like a stressball, This character can also live in your mind and boing around like the DVD screensaver thingie (hope it hits the corner)

"I love Beowulf from Skullgirls! He's my schweemie fr. I just wanna EEURGHHHH SQUISH HIM!!!"

by Smuckersplays16 December 15, 2022

Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.

Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.

by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011