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Schmucked

As a verb: to schmuck someone; to shove someone by their face.
The guy was talking shit, I wanted to give him a chance, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool.
by NYGuido September 19, 2010
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Schmuck

You are a schmuck.

YES YOU!
by big black penismonger August 17, 2009
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Schicklick

He schicklicked that tree so fucken hard
by treeeeelover January 7, 2011
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Schmucked

Used for personal gain by someone that has no interest in dating or being in a relationship with you.
"That dude got schmucked AGAIN by that chick!"
by Princs January 8, 2012
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Schecking Out

Ghost bailing at least an hour early from a event without being noticed.
Hey do you know where Brandon went? No, he must have schecked out when no one was looking. Wow he is the king of schecking out!

Thought I saw you at my party last night, were you there? Yeah I stopped by and was schecking it out for a little.
by The kid58 August 18, 2012
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schmuckzilla

Pejorative term meaning one who is shockingly and unwittingly stupid or foolish - so much so that they require subtitles for others to interpret their behavior which is so out of synch with the world around them as to seem poorly dubbed. These persons can only socialize with other equally obnoxious and rank persons in order to gather an audience of "friends" as they duke it out for superiority as contemptible or detestable persons. Once these battles have been waged and won, all participants slink back into the holes from which they came. Hopefully to be slumber into eternity...
My brother is such a Schmuckzilla! Don't wake him or he will crush the city.
by Roe Boy! January 23, 2015
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schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.
On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.
by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015
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