Schema

Noun- Ice Cream
Adjective- Semen

I love chocolate schema!
Squirt that schema in my face

by PENELOPWNED February 20, 2007

scheme

as well as a scheme being a person it is also a word for their habitat. This is mainly high rise and marked by the inhabitants distinctive graffti

yeah she lives in a scheme

by bob the wonder jobby July 19, 2003

schemo

Any person male or female who partakes in terrorising the public by drinking on street corners, having public sex, stealing clothing from washing lines, troubling public transport.

see ned, jippo, chav, spide etc.

That little wanker liam fitzgerald is a true schemo.

by bumbait September 2, 2006

schteve

The lowest order of burbery cap-wearing townie. Probably drives a Nova, almost certainly reads max power magazine, definately owns elizabeth duke jewlery. Can be found in the vicinity of other people called schteve, will usually depart after repeated punching.

"Y'aright Schteve?"

Yeah Schteve, how's it goin' Schteve?"

"Check out the big bore on ma Nova Schteve."

"Ah, nice one Schteve, looks reem Schteve."

Fucking pikeys.

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

Scheme

v.
1) subvert or undermine one's authority
2) devise an evil and or heartless plan of deception

n.
1) someone or something that subverts or undermines one's authority
2) a shady/creepy person

I'm pretty sure Bobby could win the Scheme Olympics for following Betty after school everyday.

And the title for Top Scheme goes to...(drum roll)...one by the name of Michael Jackson!

by Doctor Scheme December 28, 2013

Schem

A man who over indulges in sex, alcohol, weed, cigarettes, pussy, cocaine, bitches and herion. Usually associated with Call of Duty and Hair straightners. They eat too much shit every lunch time aswell.

"hey man"
"what u been doing"
"nuffin much just being SCHEMMMMM"

by ARTHUR G September 2, 2013

scheming

When a guy is hitting on a girl.

He thought she was hot, so he started scheming on her at the club.

by Julie Johnson September 22, 2010