Schteve

The beloved brother of Gino at the Cornell Phi Psi lodge ca. 1970s. His accomplishments are many, including, cashing a hat, sleeping on a washing machine, knowing Ava Gadro's number, collecting airline vomit bags, being a very close friend of Del Ron Constantino and being well aware that in choosing hair products, as in life -- "a little dab 'ill do ya."

That's not Gino, that's Schteve. Wadda you, serious?

by BJ Cleaver September 16, 2009

schteve

The lowest order of burbery cap-wearing townie. Probably drives a Nova, almost certainly reads max power magazine, definately owns elizabeth duke jewlery. Can be found in the vicinity of other people called schteve, will usually depart after repeated punching.

"Y'aright Schteve?"

Yeah Schteve, how's it goin' Schteve?"

"Check out the big bore on ma Nova Schteve."

"Ah, nice one Schteve, looks reem Schteve."

Fucking pikeys.

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

Schteve

An intelligent poster on urbandictionary.com

While some views may differ, he represetns them fairly without ignorance, rather than the ever-so-common flaming that generally occurs among UD.com goers.

Did you see Schteve's definition of America? Brilliant, I say, brilliant.

by Avalon October 1, 2003

Schteve

(Noun) A large and powerful cock; a name for a cock fit only for a master jizzer; a large, punishing cock.

I’m gonna hit him with my schteve if he doesn’t stop right this instant.

by Sucon Mycox February 28, 2024

Shteve

A little short midget boy who smokes dirt grass with his regular sized human friends.

Shteve really greening out on some light shit yo!

by The daredevil February 19, 2022

Scheveningen

Scheveningen is a city in The Netherlands.

The Dutch try to get American tourists to say it for their own pleasure and laughs. They can't. You have to have the "schhuuchhh" in your throat (like a bug is in there). Don't try because you'll practice for a long time and get nowhere. I tried.

Dutch Boy: Say "Scheveningen"

American Girl: Shev-en-innngeeen? Shabahahabla?

Dutch Boy: Hahaha

American Girl: What did I say?

Dutch Boy: Scheveningen; it's a city. American's and German's can't say it.

by leighja May 27, 2009

Schevers

A totally hot blonde girl with a killer body and a gorgeous face.

Erin was the hottest girl I'd ever seen. She could have been in Playboy if she'd wanted to. What a Schevers!

by Wiseman July 11, 2006