I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.
by MsFox November 2, 2013
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Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS
Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.
Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.
by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016
Get the Asian Schooling Standards mug.Paradox in animeology, stating that anime tiddies are both big, small and all in between, until someone observes them. This paradox is observable due laws of Quantum Mechanics and multiple artists creating their vision of characters, in both fanart and rule 34 vision. Paradox occures, when character experiances very rapid growth of breasts. This paradox also occures, when anime girl puts on any sort of clothes, that completely cover her or his breast. This paradox is rarely observable in real life, but may occur, when female wears oversized clothes.
-This girl in hoodie is hot!
-What size are her breasts?
-Idk, man. Those are Schrodinger's Breast
-The racoon girl is cute!
-The one with big breast?
-No, the small one.
-There is only one racoon girl in this show and she has big tiddies!
-Deam man, those are some serious Schrodinger's Breast!
-What size are her breasts?
-Idk, man. Those are Schrodinger's Breast
-The racoon girl is cute!
-The one with big breast?
-No, the small one.
-There is only one racoon girl in this show and she has big tiddies!
-Deam man, those are some serious Schrodinger's Breast!
by ILook4LegalLoli April 13, 2021
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Holy Crap - if that's true this is like some sort of cosmic scratch disk! Instead of keeping track of a lot of useless information, whatever powers that be just toss the excess in here. That explains why so much stuff gets lost, seemingly forever. If something is unobserved for long enough, it's assumed to be safe for removal. This is Schrodinger's Trashcan!
by Crow September 6, 2005
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someone who fucking put a cat in a box with something dangerous that would have a 50% chance to kill the cat so that he could explain "paralell universes" better
GOOD VERSION:
schrodinger (1887-1961) was a man who wanted to describe that...feeling...when...a path forks, and...how to emphasize on that. so, he made "schrodinger's cat", a tale as old as time, where he stuffed a cat in a box, and put something dangerous in it (we actually don't know what it was) that had a 50% chance of killing the cat. now, this setup resulted is something interesting: WE DO NOT KNOW IF THE CAT IS DEAD OR ALIVE, UNTIL WE LIFT THE LID ON THE BOX. this shattered the universe and duplicated it, where there were now TWO of the exact same universe that of which only difference was a cat that was dead and one that was alive. he had single handedly described the fork in the road...PARALELL UNIVERSES.
someone who fucking put a cat in a box with something dangerous that would have a 50% chance to kill the cat so that he could explain "paralell universes" better
GOOD VERSION:
schrodinger (1887-1961) was a man who wanted to describe that...feeling...when...a path forks, and...how to emphasize on that. so, he made "schrodinger's cat", a tale as old as time, where he stuffed a cat in a box, and put something dangerous in it (we actually don't know what it was) that had a 50% chance of killing the cat. now, this setup resulted is something interesting: WE DO NOT KNOW IF THE CAT IS DEAD OR ALIVE, UNTIL WE LIFT THE LID ON THE BOX. this shattered the universe and duplicated it, where there were now TWO of the exact same universe that of which only difference was a cat that was dead and one that was alive. he had single handedly described the fork in the road...PARALELL UNIVERSES.
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Get the Schrodinger's douchebag mug.When you purposely leave a used condom inside a females vagina after sex. Applying Schrödinger's paradox, the female is now in a state of quantum superposition where she is both pregnant and not pregnant.
Jesse: G'day mate, so how was last night?
Stephen: Fuuuuuck dude I gave Rae the Schrödinger's grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
Brandon: Fuck me mate you're so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
Ernst: Or not, you don't know mate.
Stephen: Fuuuuuck dude I gave Rae the Schrödinger's grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
Brandon: Fuck me mate you're so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
Ernst: Or not, you don't know mate.
by SpanishTwat November 15, 2017
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