Schrodinger’s Pregnancy

When a couple are trying to get pregnant but even after several years of them being intimate, they couldn't get pregnant only to find out that they have been doing it in the wrong hole.

The doctor told her she's going through schrodinger’s pregnancy.

by theRealSchrodinger April 18, 2019

Schrodinger's Comedian

A person, usually a comedian, who depending on the reaction of the audience call their jokes "a call out to the deep truth people are too afraid to say" or "a satire of people who agree with the joke" when it's typically just offensive/shock humour.

An extension of Schrodinger’s douchebag.

James: That comedian on TV said black people shouldn't speak out about oppression!
Molly: She was making fun of people who think like that.
James: But she said on the news that she was calling out the truth?
Molly: Goddammit she's a Schrodinger's Comedian.

by personline January 2, 2022

schrodinger's bruh

you put a cat in a box and it'll experience a bruh moment but at the same time the bruh moment didn't happen

I can't decide wether this is a bruh moment or not, guess it's a schrodinger's bruh.

by speedwagongaming69 November 10, 2020

Schrodinger's Victim

The process of determining if someone (or thing) is considered a victim, based SOLELY on the person/people who are defending said subject.

Often-times the subject would be considered a victim of a crime or a wrong, UNTIL the subject expresses an opposing view and/or it is beneficial to support them. Until, they remain a Schrodinger's Victim

So I heard that a popular celebrity did something totally inappropriate to this teenage kid, but I heard that this creep online is defending the teenager so I'm not sure if the celebrity actually did something wrong. Do you know who they support? It's a total Schrodinger's Victim scenario.

by Clowniie March 23, 2022

Schrodinger's Forskin

The phenomenon when you don't know whether someone is circumcised or uncircumcised.

Girl 1: "...yeah it was just kind of a schrodinger's forskin kinda situation."
Girl 2: "ohhh so did you ever find out if we was circumcised or not?"
Girl 1: "no not yet"

by Papa Mike November 6, 2019

Schrodinger's pizza

A Pizza box with no labels or logos to signify where it is from or what company made it.

John found a Schrodinger's pizza on the table during the party.

by [HotPocket] January 4, 2019

Schrodinger's MILF

A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)

A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"

by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021