Schlookie

When your girl dookies on your schlong during anal intercourse.

"Dude, last night during sex bro, she schlookied on me. Shit looks green asf like green eggs and ham."
"Man, you could write a song about that, that sounds wild like the time when my grandma flew away while windsurfing!"

by sexy hexy II March 3, 2023

schmooble

a dong thats kinda large but not really

nice schmoobie (a slang for schmooble) bro

by cumlordbuthotter June 8, 2023

schmogle

An alternative name for trail mix.

Other names include: Gorp, Scroggin

Dude 1: Yo did u pack the schmogle?!
Dude 2: You know I never leave the house without it!

by sonnnyy October 2, 2023

Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024

schlooging

Urinating in someone’s sexual reproductive organ or rectum.

“I was schlooging with that girl last night”

by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024

schloogey

A word describing the semi-euphoric feeling of being approximately 5/8ths erect. Usually occurring in the same sense as blue balls but can also be positive.

“Yo I heard you got with Sarah last night was it podium?”
“It was alright she left me with a schloogey after tho”

by Gigglefard June 11, 2024

schmahoogie

A sloppy stew of random ingredients thrown together by an incompetent cook, that turns out to be surprisingly delicious and satisfying.

Come an get a bowl full of this schmahoogie while it's still hot and there's still some left.

by weaselville November 29, 2024