Scharf

A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.

We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.

by Sugardong October 29, 2014

Schlart

Poop, diahrea, the poop that oozes out of your anus when you need to poo really badly

I needed to poop so badly, as I was running to the toliet, some schlart dripped down my pants.

by wllimaww July 11, 2010

Schmackle

The dense layer of plaque and food particles that forms on the teeth when not brushed for an extended period of time, often leading to a fuzzy texture and accompanied by ferocious breath.

I have been too lazy to brush my teeth these past few days. Now my teeth are coated in schmackle.

She allows her teeth to become schmackled.

by general weenis March 28, 2007

schlarp

The mindless act of weilding one's dick to merely complete it's insipid mission on any type of 'receptacle'.

Schlarp the dode!
Schlarping the dode, dude!
A North Tahoe expression in passing.

by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003

schmack

schmack means anything but no

"I think we should get some more." says Bill

"Schmack," replies Bob (meaning anything
but no)

by Bbob April 15, 2004

Scharffuck

Intercourse with a girl for 5 seconds or less (with or without her knowledge) and then representing it as "sex" to your peers.

"Hey guys, Adam totally scharffucked this girl at the club last night."

by MCA October 3, 2003

schmack

An intense for of smacking someone.

"You have nice boobs" says Fred.
"Shut up before I schmack you" says the sumo wrestler.

by Lexis November 25, 2004