mondo schlong

A Mondo Schlong is when a man has a huge and I mean gigantic penis. All the girls go after the Mondo Schlong so all the boys with minis better watch put.

The big Mondo Schlong is coming better fucking run -Lil Mini

by gibbytheschlonger May 8, 2018

schlong dong

Sh-long_dong

A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!

Complete opposite of dinky winky.

She said i have a schlong dong!

by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

Schlonged

Beaten so bad, that one should be embarrassed. Usually followed by whining about the loss to friends later.

Bob was so stupid last night, he got wasted, picked a fight, and got schlonged. One pop to the nose, and Bob was crying on the ground, what a little bitch.

by Qballified April 2, 2016

schlong basket

Any form of loose, but defining undergarment barely covering a man's genitals. Usually this is not accompanied by any other clothing around the midsection.

That guy's package is sitting in that schlong basket like birds in a nest.

by substr October 7, 2008

oblong schlong

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment

Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

schlong dong

A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.

"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or

"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."

by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007

Schlong Slap

The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.

Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.

by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020