by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

A Mondo Schlong is when a man has a huge and I mean gigantic penis. All the girls go after the Mondo Schlong so all the boys with minis better watch put.
by gibbytheschlonger May 8, 2018

Beaten so bad, that one should be embarrassed. Usually followed by whining about the loss to friends later.
Bob was so stupid last night, he got wasted, picked a fight, and got schlonged. One pop to the nose, and Bob was crying on the ground, what a little bitch.
by Qballified April 2, 2016

Any form of loose, but defining undergarment barely covering a man's genitals. Usually this is not accompanied by any other clothing around the midsection.
by substr October 7, 2008

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or
"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
or
"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007

Much the same as beer goggles, though no alcohol is required; i.e the man's schlong makes a terrible, terrible decision about a girl best left alone. The brain is hardly involved, if at all.
This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag.
verb; to schlong-goggle
This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag.
verb; to schlong-goggle
"jesus tom, what were you thinking?"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on"
"however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on"
"however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes"
by rural_dictionater January 12, 2010
