A Mondo Schlong is when a man has a huge and I mean gigantic penis. All the girls go after the Mondo Schlong so all the boys with minis better watch put.
by gibbytheschlonger May 8, 2018
Get the mondo schlongmug. by Funny buoi November 30, 2016
Get the schlong dongmug. Beaten so bad, that one should be embarrassed. Usually followed by whining about the loss to friends later.
Bob was so stupid last night, he got wasted, picked a fight, and got schlonged. One pop to the nose, and Bob was crying on the ground, what a little bitch.
by Qballified April 2, 2016
Get the Schlongedmug. Any form of loose, but defining undergarment barely covering a man's genitals. Usually this is not accompanied by any other clothing around the midsection.
by substr October 7, 2008
Get the schlong basketmug. by Sam .f June 1, 2003
Get the oblong schlongmug. "I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or
"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
or
"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007
Get the schlong dongmug. The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.
Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.
by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020
Get the Schlong Slapmug.