backdoor sledgehammer

This can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient's anal opening.

Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.

"After being tied down to prevent escape, the man was given a thorough backdoor sledgehammer."

"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."

by Argonak October 11, 2008

alabama sledgehammer

1. The act of ramming one's fist up a partner's anus forcibly, from a distance of at least one foot.

Steve: Hey, Greg, why're you limping today?
Greg: Man, Jorge gave me an Alabama Sledgehammer last night, and I can't walk straight...

by Sting0 December 28, 2007

sled-dog

another name for female rugby players at the Naval Academy, comes from the animalistic grunting sounds they make in a scrum.

Are you going to watch the sled-dogs play rugby?

No, I don't like vomiting in public.

by Scott McCann November 19, 2003

sledneck

Any idiot from Alaska who drives a truck with a lift kit, carries snowmobiles in the bed even when it's fucking summer, and believes their kind are the only kind allowed on the roads or live in The Last Frontier. Usually seen wearing flannel, hoodies, waders, and has a beard only a Mennonite could love.

Did you hear John wrecked his Subaru? Fucking sledneck cut 'em off and ended up putting it in a ditch.

by nate1276 September 11, 2011

lead sled

slang term for an older model, gigantic luxury car.

"Johnny thinks he's cool driving that crappy lead sled his granfather gave him."

by cody January 10, 2005

Spledex

The very form of Cringe. This is the biggest mistake the world has ever seen. God bless us all.

I cringe every time I see that normie Spledex.

by KillerMeme June 12, 2018

Wisconsin Sledgehammer

When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer

by Huggabear July 13, 2012