Rite-aiding

The elaborate pranking process in which one buys a novelty item from Rite-Aid in the dead of night, pairs it with suggestive song lyrics, and anonymously leaves it on someone's doorstep to be discovered the next morning. This is an undertaking to be done to one's friend, the enjoyment of which comes from the mental image of that person dumbfounded by the ridiculous gift.

Me: I left a "World's Best Mom" coffee mug on his doorstep and put the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" inside!
Friend: Whoa Dude, nice job Rite-aiding!

by kpiks517 December 28, 2012

Rosterbate

A term used in fantasy sports where one experiences excitement or joy when their players are stuffing the stat sheet.

Kyle should see a psychiatrist.. he just rosterbated for 2 hours straight after Rondo dropped 20 dimes.

by Deezed Nuts February 1, 2016

ritee

The most sportiest girl you will meet.has a very kind soul and all the boys go crazy for her. Long beautiful hair and contagious laughter.

Girl: favourite girl?
Boy: Ritee

by SerenityBlu April 23, 2018

Roften

A bag of shit- precisely a mix of the human, dog and cow kind, often carried in some kind of canvas tote bag.

Man 1: man you’re the actual shit
Man 2: I should be a full blown roften

by Thegingerfuck September 23, 2018

Ritenemleps

A medical condition where someone can physically die of embarrassment, if the issue arrises

Did you know that Jessica was recently diagnosed with Ritenemleps?

by Shreccccc October 17, 2018

Rooted

Being planted in place litteraly or figuratively.

I am rooted in place.

by HI_HI February 4, 2019

Reiterage

When you say the same thing over and over and over again to the point you rage

The reiterage of this email and document is enough to drive me mad

by ThePupNamedGinaBear November 15, 2019