readers digest

America's most popular "take a dump" magazine. Hence the word, digest.

"Man, this one gon take a while, you got any readers digest on u?"

by Jazzist June 22, 2006

reader's elbow

The redness of the elbow/s one achieves when he/she is reading in the prone position. There are 3 degrees of reader's elbow based on the redness: grade one- a pinkish color similar to that of a female's vagina, grade two- the color a hamburger turns when it is medium rare, grade three- the color of a popped cherry.

"Yo, last night i got reader's elbow and not it looks like i got a pussy as an elbow"
"Yo that fat fuck has reader's elbow, what a fat fuck."

by PPPR September 27, 2011

Try Redemption

Brutal, ultra high-energy, sick-like-dysentery, Colorado Metal Band.

Man, after seeing Try Redemption, I need to go to church!

by Daigleicious September 1, 2004

redenbacher

A redenbacher is a man who has relationships, or marries a woman who is significantly younger than he is.

Jon Stewart is a major redenbacher.

by Hodge-Podge August 13, 2008

Randeh

Randeh is another way to say Randy. Randeh has the emphasis on the EH which makes it internet slang. Like sexeh, smexeh, meh.

Guy 1: d00d randeh i pwnd u in d0ta today
Randeh: no u ryan just cuz im a nubcake u don't have 2 be mean gai.

by Ryan GAI April 28, 2009

redeek

Something that is very ridiculous.

I would say I'm not great but that would be redeek.

by Mook PK November 9, 2014

Redeem Yourself January

When you failed nnn november 1st and you redeem yourself by not nutting for the whole january

Some dumbass: im doing ryj
Everybody else: The fuck is that
The dumbass: You nut heads probably failed nnn november 1st then you redeem yourself then you do ryj where you dont nut for the whole january

Redeem Yourself January is when you dont nut in honor of your fallen brother in nnn

by Big Boy Weiner Gang December 3, 2019