Rectal tsunami

An uncontrollable single wave of diarrhea exiting out of the sufferer's rectum with intense and potentially destructive force.

"Is she okay? I heard a disturbing noise coming from the bathroom. I think the grande burrito she ate may have triggered a rectal tsunami. I hope the toilet is okay."

by SmashieSnout May 31, 2012

rectal flurries

The condition that exists after a good chili party, where without splash you can coat the underside of the toilet seat.

After a week-long chili fest, the forecast called for rectal flurries.

by Professor T December 27, 2011

rectal ozone

The process of having an ozone producing device inserted in the anus, in hope of health benefits. Subsequent farts after using such a device.

Gwyneth shoved an ozone dildo up her ass in order to boost her oxygen levels. More like increasing her rectal ozone pleasure levels.

by Sambiase March 17, 2023

Rectal Birth

While I do appreciate free speach, I need to stress the fact that we as Native Americans, or "Injuns" are in fact human to and do infact not give birth out of the ass, ever, under any circomstances. This sort of mindless de-huminization towards us or any minority is a prime example of what is wrong with america today.

To my understanding rectal birth would imply the birth of a thought, that is pulled from ones ass. such as the last entry.

The apparent rectal birth of his last statement left everyone speachless.

by Elise B April 16, 2006

Rectal Intercourse

The act of penetrating the rectal cavitiy with your penis, bottles, small rodents, feet, or any other object you manage to fit up there

Sally loves Rectal Intercourse, She is such a butt slut

by Garthisthemadnote April 16, 2011

Rectal Rain

The act of putting ones anus up to a strainer and then shooting diarrhea through the strainer to give the effect of rain. This maneuver is recommended to do upon the face of a prisoner, a sleeping child, or any other unexpected organism.

I made rectal rain all over my cat.

by j hound September 7, 2010

Rectal Detatchment

When some poor bastard has been badly constipated for ages and finally manages to go..... The bowel movement that follows is so horrifically brain bursting that it literally feels like the arse is going to detatch itself from the rest of the body...

Can also apply to the result of too much bum love....

*helen goes to the loo, hoping that this time she will be in luck and finally manage to empty her bowels..*

helen: "OHMYGOD!!!! JIM I THINK MY ARSE IS GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!!"

jim: "dont worry, i will look up rectal detatchment online, im sure we can fix it dear"

by little miss offhernut June 16, 2010