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The Randallizer

NOUN:

A Love Crook, A Female that steals your heart with a kiss right under your nose.

VERB:

¹ The ability to say and do anything in a relationship while disabling the male into submission and passively standing by while she diminishes his money and drugs usually with another man.

² manipulating a date during a mountain camping adventure into tresspassing and skinny dipping in resort hottubs. Usually requesting massage for her own pleasure but before sexual activity commences she runs off to another man in the city and there's nothing you can do.

A combination of the words Vandalised and Ran Through

Adjective:

¹ Generational shop lifting skills, and the ability to remove anything from the store she can lay her hands on.

²Her ability to not be spotted stealing because her beautiful giant boobs blind or debilitate loss prevention or boyfriends rational thinking and defences
I was tryin to get laid with my drug money but I fell asleep too early and the Randallizer took me for everything
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 14, 2022
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Randall

The most perfect man. He has an unassuming amount of power and carries himself with pride. He makes for an excellent life partner due to how honourable, ridiculous,and hairless he is. He generally loves historical accuracy, snacks, eye kisses, the 1990s and birds that feed the babies.

His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.
I have never met anyone as Randall as that guy
by TheCword November 24, 2021
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Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night
We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle
by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023
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Jackson Randal

Jackson Randal is a word for describin a big baller, who usually spend all his moneys in casinos, drugs, escorts and then cry to their team leaders of how broke they are (smh). Jackson Randals by the other hand are friendly, supportive and honest people, maybe a bit too honest, as its not too rare seein a Jackson Randal gettin scammed by inferiors individuals like Beckys.
Jackson Randal : homie i got no money left please help me
Luke : Jackson wth homie, how you spent your whole salary in a day?
Jackson : bad day, i also got scammed, my 2nd account got stole
Me : never trust a Becky, JACKSON RANDAL
by XORGBORG February 20, 2022
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RANDALL

A randall is someone who is gay and would suck the homies dick with no socks on
"They touching dicks again? hes suck a randall"
by Theurbandefinitions245 September 6, 2020
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Randal Ivory

Hes a neurotic,adventurous little guy,who is probably chronically online.Hes from the hit web series RANFREN.He's probably gay.
Jeffrey:Hey Charlissa,Ever heard of Ranfren?.

Charlissa:What No?

Jeffrey:Theres this guy named Randal ivory okay....BLAH,BLAH,BLAH.And thats the lore!.
by 💉🐁🩸ratblood July 31, 2024
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Randal Tax

P1: “Haha i Randal Taxed you”
P2: “Fuck you Laramie that was my crown vic”
by Ballsack cancer the ||| April 26, 2024
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