Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night

We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle

by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023

Funky Randall

Funky Randall is a scandal of proportions you can't handle.

I've really got myself in a Funky Randall this time!

by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023

Funky Randall

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take

by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023

Randall

When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.

I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.

by Yetiarms January 10, 2024

Rizz god randall

A guy who has hella rizz and pulls hella bitches.

That guy must be a rizz god randall, he is him.

by izzycorcoran December 9, 2022

randal tax

When you ram into another persons car with your own

I Randal taxed my grandpa and he raped me

by Ballsack cancer the ||| December 6, 2023

randal tax

When you trash someones car anonymously so they have to pay

“I just randal taxed my grandpa!”
“Very sigma!”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| December 6, 2023