Get ranched on

Get ranched on is slang for ejaculating in one's face. This is because ranch dressing looks very similar to semen. This saying can be taken literally or applied in other places, such as destruction of someone else in a video game or a big hit in football.

Jessie's face got ranched on last night
Ray Lewis yelled "Get ranched on," after annihilating the QB

by tjamestar September 25, 2010

Ranchaliscious

The benefit of ranch sauce on otherwise distasteful foods.

It's quite amazing how ranch can complement the most repulsive elements of cuisine so subtly.

A: We had Possum ribs for breakfast!

B: that's completely disgusting!

A: lol yeah but we just dipped them in ranch. It was actually pretty good! Ranchaliscious!

by k0nflict June 6, 2009

Ranchy Potato

When tossing the salad of a female who got the stomach flu and expels a combustion of thick, milky, substance, looking like rotten potato soup, with the smell of feces and the after smell of vomit, in the tosser's mouth.

"Dude why did you break up with her,"
"Because dude, she gave me a ranchy potato!"

by Smiffle March 9, 2014

rachany

Most baddest tough and nice girl. She will cut you if you try to cut her. Deep down inside she's the sweetest most caring girl ever. She's very BEAUTIFUL! Men drool over her but she just rejected them cuz she ain't need to man. Most loyal girl ever. Honest and when she loves you she loves you. Her ass DAMN FAT

I want me one of those rachany's. DAMNNN

by Baddddd101 November 15, 2016

ranch nigger

a faggot who does dumb ass shit

susan you’re a fucking ranch nigger

by bootydestroyer6969 November 18, 2017

Ranchida

She can literally quote every tiktok sound, lives off boba and other people’s food. You’ll probably never see her without eyebrows and some form of eyelashes.

You are blessed to have a Ranchida in your life

by IwannagobutIcant June 9, 2020

Rachael Lu

Rachael Lu has a macbook, and that is all

Bonjour Racheal!
Who is Racheal?
Oh, I meant Rachael Lu!

by alakandel May 9, 2022