Colorado Muff Puffer

When you roll a fat blunt, light it, and fuck a girl with the unlit end of it, getting her high.

Chris: Hey Alex, what did you and your girl do yesterday?
Alex: We just hung out in her room, and I Colorado Muff Puffed her. She was REALLY stoned!
Chris: Cool! I'm gonna give my girl a Colorado Muff Puffer now! Thanks man!
Alex: No problem!

by 50NU5 February 21, 2014

Barthuly Puffer

When accomplishing 69 and your girl is on the bottom and you are on top, you proceed to sit up on her face while your penis is in her mouth, you fart and this will cause her to sniff it through her nose. This is a very advanced move only to be done by professionals.

“Bro I have my girl the Barthuly Puffer last night”

by BigmanJ12 January 19, 2022

Devonshire cheek puffer

A Devonshire cheek puffer is an extremely large penis, so big that it will cause the viewer to puff there cheeks out in exasperation at the sheer size of the thing.

"Upon the releasing the farmers package, Kelly the milk maid soon realised she was dealing with a real Devonshire cheek puffer"

by #big H July 26, 2022

seine and puffering

Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.

If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.

by QuacksO June 22, 2023

Peter Puffer

A character in a charming little gay tongue twister; the Peter Pecker rhyme goes something like:

Peter Puffer picked a peck of pickled peckers.
A peck of pickled peckers Peter Puffer picked.
If Peter Puffer picked a peck of pickled peckers,
Where's the peck of pickled peckers Peter Puffer picked?
.

As a homosexual nursery rhyme, this verse is a tongue twister as twisting one's tongue around an erect, throbbing pecker while reciting "Peter Puffer" flawlessly takes a certain amount of skill and practice.

A similar tongue twister is to quickly ask « à qui sont ces six saucissons-ci », while repeatedly twisting your tongue around the other lads' sausages. The chaps being swallowed respond to « combien coûte ces six saucissons-ci » with a countersign « ces saucissons-ci coûte six sous », asking the equivalent of six cents for this fine mouthful of fresh sausage.

by bitchuck July 2, 2025

puffer-slut

Anyone in the male homosexual community that does any or all forms of casual and repetitive, often meaningless, sexual activity. Puffer-sluts can be identified by overly loose lips, limp wrists, and are usually clad in tight-to-the skin tees embroidered with ironic or witty phrases.

Word derived from the cliche "more fish in the sea" expression (2007)

Several people were uneasy at the party due to the drunken advances of the puffer-sluts.

by MadTOWN expression March 18, 2008

Pufferate

To suck a penis.

I really like to unwind by pufferating a nice juicy cock. To pufferate is to enjoy the penis in all of it's masculine glory.

by H Chinaski October 15, 2022