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cantankerous prune

A fake community member in an NFT group who preaches smashing floors but ends up pumping bags instead.
PSA for the unaware - this dude runs organized pumps and socially bullies people into doing what's best for HIS bags. He's always been a cantankerous prune.
by YuriDCulus February 2, 2022
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Pruning

Fingering someone's butthole for so long that your finger prunes, as if it has been submerged in water.
Max: What are your plans for later tonight?
David: I'm going to be pruning Zane until the sun comes up.
Max: Make sure to bring lotion for your fingers afterwards!
by ThomYorkePeppermintPatty November 19, 2023
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Pruning

The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.
Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING
by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023
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fractured prune

a nigger that robs his grandmothers house on the weekend
by alecsillyboi1111 August 24, 2025
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Prune Juice Blowout

A “Complete Prune Juice Blowout” is when you have to poop so bad, and you know it’s going to be a rough ride. That is, if you make it to a bathroom in time. Once you finally emerge from the bathroom, you’re as pale as a ghost. It took everything out of you.
Hannah was a nervous wreck when she couldn’t get to a bathroom quick enough. She knew she was about to have a complete prune juice blowout.
by Julesheart November 21, 2023
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Evelyn Prune

The leader of the prunes and maker of the pruble also she’s a big dick 🥰
by Weasellinguwu May 27, 2022
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Safety pruning

A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.
Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.
by Tree Lubber July 13, 2022
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