Poetic Justice

Poetic Justice is when a bunch of Hedge Fund Managers who frequently manipulate the market, get short squeezed out of a lot of money by a bunch of Robin Hood traders from r/wallstreetbets

These diamond hands 💎 from reddit really served those wallstreet money bags some poetic justice.

by Scrooge McDuck🚀 January 29, 2021

Praetorian Guard

The Praetorian guards were a force of bodyguards used by Roman emporers early on in the Roman Empire. Praetorians were not very good at they're job as they managed to kill off more emporers themselfs than they managed to protect, until one day an emporer, Constantine I, got the brilliant idea of disbanding the guard before they assassinated him too.

1: "how are we going to assassinate the emporer"

2: "don't worry his Praetorian Guard's have already done him in"

1: "..."

by Strike Z3R0 April 26, 2011

bad poetry

the international language of emos.

John:
"My blood runs thickly from my tearducts
just as the knife runs down the thick streets of my veins
I bleed
My life is nothing
black
despair
abuse survivor
but I survive no longer"
Jane: "He means 'hello.' Don't mind him, he's emo, he only speaks 'bad poetry'.
Regular people: "Ah, Emo."

by Cheapglue September 1, 2007

prêt-à-snorter

When your dealer pre-crushes drugs for you.

"Seriously that new dealers shit is the best for going out to the bar with. It's always totally prêt-à-snorter, you can do lines so much more efficiently now! I almost gave up on drugs, thank god i didn't!"

by MurderSuicidePactByPinkySwear October 23, 2008

poetry

1. (noun) A feeling or an idea. A common misconseption is that poetry has to use big, complicated words and only written by the "highly classed, intelligent people" when the truth is that it may not use words at all. Poetry could be in the view out your window and does not have to be spoken or written to BE and/or to be real.

Poetry is used in songs, musicians are NOT always highly intelligent or highly classed people.

by TheGirlWithin April 23, 2009

Poets Society

Place where poets meet to discuss their poems and their lives.

Poets Society every thursday, BE THERE.

by Snowmanjew March 14, 2005

Poetical Masturbation

The stimulation of poetry used to ejaculate great expressions of the verbal & mental action.

Yo, you should check out Gemeineye on youtube, his poems are like poetical masturbation.

by LLJDP February 2, 2010