Procrasturbation

The act of leaving from one area, to retreat to a private area where one can masturbate.

"Dude, Cody was in the bathroom for like an hour! Probably doing a little Procrasturbation..."

by foxfoxfox101 April 24, 2009

Procrasturbating

To procrastinate in an extremely intense form. Put off all work for the month,can be used as an exaggeration or actually truthfully.

Jimmy, quit procrasturbating and finish your essay.

by Mr. Procrastination February 23, 2011

Procrasturbating

The act of interfering with oneself to avoid doing more important things.

I really should have caught up on my backlog of work emails but spent too much of the day procrasturbating.

by deputydazza May 28, 2020

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by way of masturbating.

I was going to finish my laundry but I kept procrasturbating over and over again.

by Dratsab007 November 18, 2019

Procrasturbate

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.

I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.

by The_JDH January 17, 2017

Procrasturbate

To put off doing something important by doing something pleasant

I really need to study for finals, but I think I'll procrasturbate with some Call of Duty first.

by BoardGameGuy August 7, 2023

procrasturbating

to masturbate instead of doing your work

Stop procrasturbating and do your history homework!

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom December 28, 2018