Potato

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.

Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!

by Jess doesn't like me anymore July 17, 2019

Potato

A legendary item under the power of god.

Person1: Hi
Person2: Potato.

by OP potato April 11, 2020

Potato

a thing that all must hail to for this is a god

Man: Look! It's potato!
Bobby: All Hail Potato!

by Temmie66667 April 15, 2020

Potato

The most majestic thing ever known to man

Potato

by PotatoTaterbear November 26, 2017

Potatoes

Boil em, Mash em, Stick em in a stew.

If you don't like potatoes I'm going to throw tater tots at you.

by John D. Stabbington October 27, 2022

Potato

People think it’s funny saying it but it’s not
They usually say I’m A pOtAtO

No one:

Not a single soul:
Weird kid: PoTaTo
* Bro you got the whole squad laughing😑😐*

by WhyDontWejm January 15, 2020

Potato

An outdated or poorly geared gaming computer.

"Integrated GPU? What a potato!"

by SnarkyGarthok December 3, 2018