Potatoes

Very large testes (testicals)

Jezuz! look at the size of his potatoes!

by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

ass potatoes

inserting a potato in the rectum during intercourse

"I can't wait to to give you the ass potatoes"

by noraptors January 9, 2012

mashing potatoes

The act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed. Eating the potatoes is then optional.

I was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.

by MajorRaze October 14, 2011

meat and potatoes

cock and balls, twig and giggle berries, yak and 2 lemmings, u know them all. the penis and testicles

i have my meat and potatoes in my pants, it hurts when i tuck them between my legs to perform the hung cat

by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003

Mashed Potatoes

The act of forcing fecal matter down a shower drain with one’s toes after deficating in the shower. It may be an act of vengeance, inebriation, or necessity.

It was negative 30 degrees in Fairbanks Alaska, so when visiting my friend with only an outhouse I had no choce but to mashed potatoes.

by Scrotum Sorcerer July 12, 2018

mashing potatoes

Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection

"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"

by tyson86 August 10, 2007

mashed potatoes

Noun: a term for a light-skinned woman's breasts that describes their firmness; soft, lumpy.

"The first time I got to second base I wasn't ready for her mashed potatoes."

by Yoyomaaa June 23, 2014