skater girl poser

A bitch who skates for friends/boyfriends. Not good at actual skating, but really good at holding an unscratched plan b board.

Hey Becky I like your board

Thanks, I love it so much it really isn't heavy at all!

Do an ollie

I would but my heel hurts and I don't feel good #skatergirlzswag skater girl poser

by Based_Kid13 June 23, 2014

poser

One who attempts to appear to others as something they are not, especially by their manner of dress; a charlatan.

also 'poseur'

Take off that gold chain Julio, you're such a fucking poser!

by Tracey December 28, 2003

poser anarchist

someone who doesnt know what anarchism is and always is saiyng that he/she is an anarchist.

veronica<<<<< she who claims that she is an anarchist.even tho she has no idea what it is.she just says she is one becuz of what other ppl say.

by anonymous July 20, 2004

jailhouse pose

Posing for a picture as if one were locked behind bars in a jail. This could include squatting down low to the ground and throwing up gang signs, or standing up with arms crossed, head to the sky, acting real confident,

Oh hey man bust a jailhouse pose..Aunt Betty's bout to take a picture!!

by Molly Mollzzzz October 19, 2008

poser punk

Hilary Duff acting/being punk

She thinks she so punk by wearing converse and black clothes and a studded belt.. Oh wow shes so punk..Not

by shut_up_x September 14, 2005

Lent poser

A person who doesn't go to church or is not otherwise religious who gives up something for Lent and then tells everyone they know about their pious self-denial.

Despite having missed the last 2343146 consecutive Sundays in church, David gave up chocolate for Lent. He then proceeded to tell everyone on Twitter about it. He's such a Lent poser.

by Lusid's Ghost February 17, 2010

poser amish

noun; A person who thinks it's cool to dress amish, but still uses electricity.

"Poser amish getting out her minivan again!"

by Shibby September 8, 2005