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protestacular

This magic show will be a protestacular!
by The Real Matt July 8, 2007
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Portsmouth Steamer

Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.

Also deemed Pompey Steamer
Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?

We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society
by bill April 7, 2005
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Kalan Porter

Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!
Dang that Kalan Porter is one major talented hottie!
by Riley December 26, 2004
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Protestitute

A person who earns money by selling their services as a protester, regardless of the cause which the purchasing party is fighting for.
He was little more than a voice for hire, a soulless protestitute with no ideals of his own.
by Steff W December 9, 2008
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Forbidden Porter

When a friendly MALE proceeds to forcfully stimulate your prostate with an OPEN alcoholic beverage bottle.
"OH DEAR GOD! i got FP'd soo hard last night that my insides are shaped like a bottle of lucky lager".

"check it out, stan just bottled my colon"

"my prostate smells a little bit like hops!!!"

"the forbidden porter is the rugby of mallardville"
by faroosh January 9, 2008
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antiwar protestor

EITHER- A person who believes that all of the world's problems cannot be solved by bombing
OR - A lazy middle class rich kid with nothing better to do, or a hippie.
Dude- Are you standing outside your school in the buff because you think it is wrong to bomb the shit out of a country that has violated no treaties and has committed no acts of aggression, on falsified evidence, killing 50,000 men women and children?
RICH KID- Nah, because all my friends are, and otherwise i'd have math.
by Gwando November 9, 2003
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Portsmouth

City located in the South Eastern Virginia, world renown for its pungent odor. Due to its close proximity, the smell likely originated in Hampton and has taken root in Portsmouth.
Portsmouth city motto boasts,
"At least we dont live in Hampton."

Portsmouth residents have an average per capita income of $6000 a year, and most of that goes towards the purchase of crack cocaine.
Lucy: Where have you been, i haven't seen you in a week.
Pete: I moved to Portsmouth last week.
Lucy: Thats good, at least you dont live in Hampton.
Pete: Yeah, fuck Hampton.
by Brasco December 5, 2007
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